Are Rocket Scientists Rich?

I find this conception really hilarious. Yes, we are driven around in our Rolls Royce's by our chauffeurs. We live in McMansions, have upstairs and downstairs maids and a 5 star chef. We often entertain the President and First Lady. Our closets are bigger than Oprah's. We have so many employees that we have to have our own office building with a full staff of CPAs so we won't have to pay taxes. We have a full-time mechanic to maintain the cars. Oh, I almost forgot the family jet. We have 2 full-time gardners to maintain our magnificent rose garden and the other flower garden. Helping the environment we use solar power and drive hybrid cars. We fire rockets every evening weather permitting just to keep our hands in. We are sorry if it lands on a neighbor's head.
Now the truth: Help! We are broke.